sh!t happened, sh!thappens, sh!t will happen.

DIY

Do it your way.

Your chaos, your canvas — turn your idea into a patch!

Your shirt. Your sh!t. Your say.

1. Upload Your Masterpiece

Formats: JPEG, JPG, PNG, PDF;
Quality: 300 dpi, 2000px x 2000px (min)

2. Pick Your Patch Size

Small ≈ 4 inches — min. order: 6 patches
Medium ≈ 8 inches — min. order: 3 patches
Large ≈ 14 inches — min. order: 2 patches
P.S.: Sizes are approximate — our base cloth is deliberately raw & hand-finished, so no two patches are identical.

3. Choose Your Vibe

All pieces can be different designs — no boring repeats.

4. We’ll Do the Check

Our designers ensure your image works for your chosen size & shape. If tweaks are needed, we’ll ping you before printing.

5. Need Help?

We’re only an email away — chaos loves company.